"Jackson’s maybe," Lydia holds up her thumb and forefinger, squints at the space between them, "Like this? So, it doesn’t hurt, unless, he gets a little feisty." She picks up her tea cup, smirks over the top of it, "But, I have ways of handling that."
Allison nods understandingly, digs into her chocolate cake, “I think Scott’s about the same? Except, he always gets so nervous about accidentally getting stuck, or something, so we mostly avoid it.”
Stiles looks between them in confusion, points at Lydia’s fingers, now folding a napkin into a pretty swan. “You’re saying Jackson is like… minute?”
"Mhm, in comparison to other’s I’m sure," she says easily.
"So," Stiles tries not to burst into laughter, "All those years with the Porsche… He really was compensating?! Derek’s like this," he gestures widely with his hands, grins brightly. "And, he isn’t afraid of getting stuck, or getting in there super deep and staying there and—"
"Staying there?" Allison interrupts, "Stiles, aren’t you worried he’ll… turn you?"
"I," Stiles’ mouth falls open, "They can do that?”
Anonymous prompted: klaine trying to join sam’s celibacy club (and lasting like, two days)
"So you’re saying that in order to support the person who always ends up sex-blocking us anyway—"
"It’s called cockblocking, but continue," Blaine says quickly, letting out a surprised huff of breath when Kurt squeezes his ass for interrupting.
"—we should join his little abstinence club and give up sex altogether," Kurt finishes, deadpan.
"It’s only temporary, and I think it could really help with our- our self-control and, oh, Kurt, what are you—”
Kurt pulls back from pressing quick kisses over Blaine’s throat to say, “If we’re really doing this, then this is our last night of intimacy for a while, isn’t it?”
Blaine swallows, nodding. He expected more protesting, but then again, he’s not about to complain.
"Then you better rock my world, buddy,” Kurt growls, and Blaine just beams, letting Kurt roll them over so he can do just that.
Yeah, and who runs around with a tomahawk?
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